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Pantera Reliability
My Pantera is totally and completely reliable and I have invested a lot of money to make it that way. I have absolutely no mechanical concerns with the car. I would drive my Pantera absolutely anywhere, anytime, any place, in a heart beat, as long as:
- It’s not raining.
- The streets are not wet.
- No standing water on the road.
- It’s not going to rain while I’m driving.
- No snow on the road.
- It’s not going to snow while I’m driving.
- No ice on the road.
- No salt on the road.
- No salt has been on the road.
- No sand on the road.
- The roads are all paved.
- The road condition is smooth.
- The roads have no potholes.
- The roads are clean.
- The roads are free of ruts.
- No loose gravel or rocks on the roads.
- No road construction.
- No new road paving.
- No road oil.
- No FOD on the road (wheel weights, etc)
- No dust is blowing around.
- No foliage or other stuff is blowing around.
- Wind conditions are calm.
- The weather is not super hot.
- The weather is not super cold.
- No small bugs are flying around.
- No large bugs are flying around.
- No small animals on the road.
- No large animals on the road.
- No animals near the road.
- If the car will be parked on this road trip for a few minutes, no other cars can be parked close by, front back or sides (except other Panteras).
- Need to be able see the car at all times while it is parked.
- If the car will be parked overnight, it must be in my garage or one of my choice.
- All the other people on the road are driving Panteras too.
- All the other the Pantera owners on this trip have invested a lot of money in their cars too.
- My passenger is not like the idiot that slammed my door on his seat belt buckle.
- My passenger is not like the idiot that gets fingerprints on the door window or windshield.
- My passenger is not like the idiot that gets fingerprints on the door trim.
- My passenger has clean feet.
- My passenger doesn’t want to listen to the radio.
- My passenger can figure out how to use the seat belt harness.
- My passenger can open and close a Pantera door.
- My passenger can fit in the passenger seat.
- Let’s just forget the passenger, unless they own a Pantera.
- The gas stations along the way have 93 octane fuel.
- I have my extra supply of 104 octane boost in the trunk.
- Not a lot of braking will be required, as it gets brake dust on the wheels and tires.
- There is no speed limit.
- The trip will not mess up my insurance annual mileage limit.
- Never at night.
- The trip is not very long, I don’t want to melt my ANSA stickers.
So, there you have it, just a few things to think about and we are on our way! Let’s hit the road!